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Thursday, March 23, 2006

On a cloud of sound I drift in the night. Any place it goes is right.

Last night, I dreampt that the rudimentary plans of Arbusto to find me came true.

Me, Boyfriend, Arbusto, Southern Canadian (who, by the way, way hot in my dreams), and a chunky Hispanic kid (may have been carols Mencia) -- all went to a theme park.

Our first ride was also the last. The Magic Carpet Ride. We got on this huge middle eastern, sari looking, gorgeous colorful carpet, and were shot out over the park. Our carpet, for some reason, went further than the ride's boundaries ever intended. We floated and zoomed for over an hour. At a high point, we were struggling to navigate our carpet as it zigged and zagged through the theme park's water-slide section. We damn near slammed into a group of four on a large water-mat. They screamed, freaked out and fell off to their death. We skillfully avoided them and refused to let their ill-fortune ruin our good times.

When the people who operated the ride finally retrieved our carpet, they said it was the first time anything like this had ever happened. Not once had a carpet jut out on its own before. We were very proud of ourselves for that. Particularly Arbusto.

Then, we went into the "Acid Room" where there were crazy lights and fuzzy lava-lamp like pictures projected all over the room.

We got drunk and sang Karaoke. Freebird.

8 Comments:

  • So we went to the acid room AFTER the events on the ride? I don't believe you.

    SC way way hot? hahahahahahahahahaha.

    By Blogger Arbusto, at 2:48 PM  

  • ;) Is that kind weird, dreaming about fellow bloggers????

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4:11 PM  

  • way hot huh? Thats interesting.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4:39 PM  

  • Yes. It is completely weird to dream about fellow bloggers. But I'm also a complete loser. Things even out.

    Why the questioning/laughing regarding the hot Canadian? Did you people not see the picture of her under a hoodie on her post today? I'm sorry, but from the looks of that nose... smokin' hot Canuck.

    In the dream, she looked a lot like the girl in Aladdin. There's probably a mental association between the physcial look my mind gave her and the carpet ride.

    Arbusto - yup, the acid totally came second. But, it was a dream, so maybe it had some Tarantino time change-ups going on ;)

    By Blogger Lex Fori, at 5:14 PM  

  • So I'm not having a very good day, and for some reason it cheered me up far more than is reasonable, that in your dream I was way way hot.

    By Blogger SouthernCanadian, at 5:20 PM  

  • Cheese before bed again?

    By Blogger -Ann, at 11:35 PM  

  • Yup. There was cheese involved before bed this time as well....

    Ann is on to something.

    By Blogger Lex Fori, at 8:21 AM  

  • I laugh because I can. In fact, I think I shall do it again...ahahahahahahahahahahahaha... hehehehe... mwuwhahahahaha.

    By Blogger Arbusto, at 9:44 AM  

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