Secret Admirer (Um, Someone Else's)

I got this email in my Berkeley Boalthall email account today. I'm not the right person this guy is looking for, but I have a relatively common name, so I bet many people got this mail. For a minute there I thought it might be me - I am blonde -- but you would have never seen me in Domestic Violence Law.... I think it is sweet. I hope he gets to steal her from that other one guy she is always with. I hope this guy finds this girl, wins her over and gets to tap it. Then, after that, he'll get an email telling him that he AmJur'd Contracts. Go library boy! I'm totally gonna mail him back and wish him luck. Tell him to put some Sanford Highlighters in her locker or something.

Hey, I'm looking for this person in my class, domestic violence law. Her name is [Lex], she's blonde and normally hangs out with this one guy all the time. So if you're not her, then please disregard this email. Otherwise, I wanted to say to you that I always had thought that you were pretty,but when you passed by me in the library today, holy smokes, I thought you were something else. And I was still at a loss for words when I saw you again walking up the stairs. That's all I wanted to say. The moment was pretty darn cool,and I was really taken away for that time.