I Almost Forgot
The best line heard at the office Christmas Dinner:
Lex: Noticing Front Secretary has water in her wine glass. "Do you drink?"
Front Secretary: "Nah, I'm allergic."
Boyfriend: Sympathetic bummer face. "What kind of reaction do you have?"
Front Secretary: "Whenever I drink, I break out in handcuffs."
posted by Lex Fori at
9:15 AM
4 Comments:
This seems to be a common affliction with secretaries in your building. Perhaps that's what happened in BigLaw. :)
By
-Ann, at 9:54 AM
Does she break out in no clothes too?
By
Arbusto, at 7:39 AM
Nah - I think these days, she breaks out in a 12 step.
Btw, Ann - Strange you mention the other secretary - she hasn't been around lately, and there's a new girl sitting there all smiles....
Interesting...
By
Lex Fori, at 8:53 AM
Oooh. I love intrigue like that. Yeah, I know, I need to get out more. :)
By
-Ann, at 10:02 PM
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