Exact Approximations

Friday, December 09, 2005

An Open Letter to My Banker:

I know what you're getting for Christmas. Nah, nah, nah - nah, nah - naaaaaah.

Thppppt.

8 Comments:

  • Is it a Toyota Tacoma?!!?!
    I aim high!:)

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4:08 PM  

  • Master of the Mother Fucker. Don't tell him I told you.

    As a disclaimer - I told Uncle Reptile you would totally HATE a micro-machine.

    By Blogger Lex Fori, at 4:12 PM  

  • BTW..before you answer...
    I'd like you to think about the amount of money such an investment could save you each year in potential overdraft/nsf fees. Not to mention the joy of making you banker truly happy!
    Hahaa...I don't need any presents from you people! Your business is enough!! ooops, I meant friendship!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4:16 PM  

  • Micro-machine????

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4:17 PM  

  • Dear Banker,

    Fucking seriously. A Toyota Tacoma.... that's.... like.... 4 overdraft fees at your bank.

    Of course you'll get a present from us. We have a nine-year-old. Boyfriend and I will just re-gift some fourth grade craft and pretend it were a super-thoughtful homemade present.

    One pine-cone Christmas turkey coming your way....

    By Blogger Lex Fori, at 4:21 PM  

  • Actually, I was checking out some of her outfits...we might be able to work something out! :)

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4:23 PM  

  • Seriously, Uncle Reptile did an awesome job on the Bday present..I am kinda worried he's going to do a better job on the Xmas gift.
    You guys got any idea for a REALLY REALLY good Xmas present for him?

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4:43 PM  

  • Anonymous said 3:23...
    "Actually, I was checking out some of her outfits...we might be able to work something out! :) "


    BURN

    (My Banker is, like, 2foot 6")

    I think you should get Uncle Reptile a really cute pair of 8 1/2 woman's shoes, in blue. I bet he would love them.

    Let me think on this....

    By Blogger Lex Fori, at 5:13 PM  

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