An Open Letter to My Banker:
I know what you're getting for Christmas. Nah, nah, nah - nah, nah - naaaaaah.
Thppppt.
Thppppt.
posted by Lex Fori at
4:02 PM
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8 Comments:
Is it a Toyota Tacoma?!!?!
I aim high!:)
By
Anonymous, at 4:08 PM
Master of the Mother Fucker. Don't tell him I told you.
As a disclaimer - I told Uncle Reptile you would totally HATE a micro-machine.
By
Lex Fori, at 4:12 PM
BTW..before you answer...
I'd like you to think about the amount of money such an investment could save you each year in potential overdraft/nsf fees. Not to mention the joy of making you banker truly happy!
Hahaa...I don't need any presents from you people! Your business is enough!! ooops, I meant friendship!
By
Anonymous, at 4:16 PM
Micro-machine????
By
Anonymous, at 4:17 PM
Dear Banker,
Fucking seriously. A Toyota Tacoma.... that's.... like.... 4 overdraft fees at your bank.
Of course you'll get a present from us. We have a nine-year-old. Boyfriend and I will just re-gift some fourth grade craft and pretend it were a super-thoughtful homemade present.
One pine-cone Christmas turkey coming your way....
By
Lex Fori, at 4:21 PM
Actually, I was checking out some of her outfits...we might be able to work something out! :)
By
Anonymous, at 4:23 PM
Seriously, Uncle Reptile did an awesome job on the Bday present..I am kinda worried he's going to do a better job on the Xmas gift.
You guys got any idea for a REALLY REALLY good Xmas present for him?
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Anonymous, at 4:43 PM
Anonymous said 3:23...
"Actually, I was checking out some of her outfits...we might be able to work something out! :) "
BURN
(My Banker is, like, 2foot 6")
I think you should get Uncle Reptile a really cute pair of 8 1/2 woman's shoes, in blue. I bet he would love them.
Let me think on this....
By
Lex Fori, at 5:13 PM
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