Bitching Like I Wield BigLaw Power

Our firm uses Accent highlighters.
Lex to Paralegal: Annoyed. "These are absolute trash."

I put in a request for yellow Sanfords.
Paralegal to Lex: Sarcastic. "Picky much?"

Not bending on the important matter of necessary work materials.
Lex to Paralegal: Determined. "Quality record review requires quality highlighters."

Pointing as I recognize that Paralegal's pen holder has not one, but two Sanfords.
Paralegal to Lex: Smiling. "Seniority beats position."

Snatching the closest Sanford.
Lex to Paralegal: Smirking. "Youth beats arthritis."