Mo' Money, Mo' Problems

Ok, I don't know much about Stephen Hawking other than he is really, really smart and talks with a voice synthesizer. Today, I learned a few smutty facts about Prof. Hawking that are just aching to be shared

• The man can have sex. He has three children from his first marriage. Also reported that his current wife, who he is divorcing, had a strange initiation habit for Prof. Hawking's new caretakers: they had to watch the two having sex, to prove that the Prof. has got it like that.
• The Prof. ain't faithful, he reportedly fell for someone new. No, he didn't literally fall - like out of his chair or something - he just leaned over and said "what's shaking baby" in his Darth Vadar voice. And it worked! Now, I know he's a genius and all, but what's the attraction here? It's another case of the Anna Nicole syndrome - I could never handle having to wipe the slober away and plant a kiss on some foul-looking man just to get his money.
• The current, soon to be ex, is the ex-wife of the man the developed Prof. Hawking's synthesizer.

Isn't that enough? The Prof has officially gained street cred in my book.