Take Your Eggs And... Keep 'Em
Turns out I am not a good candidate for egg donation. The reasons include, but are not limited to:
- history of OB-GYN disorder(s) (hey, I figured if I can't use 'em, someone should)
- family history of Multiple Sclerosis (in fairness, I've been told it could have been all the coke dad did)
- history of depression and anxiety (Unfair. I think everyone has this history, it's just that only some of us have been treated)
It's B.S. really. Why can't they balance these factors against my "pros." I went to college. I got through law school. I'm semi-pretty. I have a relatively high IQ. I would think potential parents would be willing to look past the negatives and be like "someone just give me an egg already." Apparently not.
Looks like I need to find another way to make money.
- history of OB-GYN disorder(s) (hey, I figured if I can't use 'em, someone should)
- family history of Multiple Sclerosis (in fairness, I've been told it could have been all the coke dad did)
- history of depression and anxiety (Unfair. I think everyone has this history, it's just that only some of us have been treated)
It's B.S. really. Why can't they balance these factors against my "pros." I went to college. I got through law school. I'm semi-pretty. I have a relatively high IQ. I would think potential parents would be willing to look past the negatives and be like "someone just give me an egg already." Apparently not.
Looks like I need to find another way to make money.
posted by Lex Fori at
2:36 PM
2 Comments:
With a wit sharper than a butter knife to boot!
By
Arbusto, at 5:50 PM
Slightly pretty? You can add humble and modest to that list.
bf
By
Anonymous, at 2:32 PM
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