That's Why I Say Hey Man, Nice Shot.
Is it kind of sick that part of me wishes Mr. Cheney had inflicted more serious injury when he accidently shot a fellow quail hunter?* Being as my only reason is that he would be subject to more severe public judgment?
* Yeah, it really is. I don't actually need verification.
* Yeah, it really is. I don't actually need verification.
posted by Lex Fori at
4:29 PM
2 Comments:
Not fair, Texas' quail season last longer than AZ.
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Anonymous, at 10:23 AM
Jon Stewart: "But why, Rob? If he had known Mr. Whittington was not a bird, why would he still have shot him?"
Rob Corddry: "Jon, in a post-9-11 world, the American people expect their leaders to be decisive. To not have shot his friend in the face would have sent a message to the quail that America is weak."
Jon Stewart: "That's horrible."
Rob Corddry: "Look, the mere fact that we're even talking about how the vice president drives up with his rich friends in cars to shoot farm-raised wingless quail-tards is letting the quail know 'how' we're hunting them. I'm sure right now those birds are laughing at us in that little 'covey' of theirs.
Jon Stewart: "I'm not sure birds can laugh, Rob."
Rob Corddry: "Well, whatever it is they do … coo .. they're cooing at us right now, Jon, because here we are talking openly about our plans to hunt them. Jig is up. Quails one, America zero.
Jon Stewart: "Okay, well, on a purely human level, is the vice president at least sorry?"
Rob Corddry: "Jon, what difference does it make? The bullets are already in this man's face. Let's move forward across party lines as a people … to get him some sort of mask."
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wt, at 11:51 AM
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