Pretending to be Dr. Ruth - But Hotter.
Ann may remember this post, where I informed readers that oral sex with pop rocks is largely over-rated.
As an update, oral sex with mouthwash is beyond over-rated. Apparently, it's painful.
As an update, oral sex with mouthwash is beyond over-rated. Apparently, it's painful.
posted by Lex Fori at
3:18 PM
4 Comments:
I'd imagine it'd be painful for the female as well when foreplay ends.
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Arbusto, at 6:32 PM
I do remember that post. One of the first one of yours I ever read, in fact.
Posts like that one and this one make me regress into the sheltered 16 year old Catholic Good Girl(TM) that I once was. They make me giggle and feel like I need someone to draw me a diagram so I can figure out exactly how that would work.
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-Ann, at 11:52 AM
So I'm not the only one who regresses into pubescent fits? Good. Thanks, Ann.
Now tell us more, Lex. I must live vicariously through you.
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Arbusto, at 12:51 PM
HeeHee
Unfortunately, the story (and the foreplay) stopped there.
The whole thing began when we were in the bathroom brushing our teeth. I went to mouthwash and wondered aloud what that might feel like. Ever the man, he was willing to put himself out there. Literally.
The session ended with Boyfriend grabbing his stuff and jumping around like a man on fire. I was on the ground laughing and laughing. I was entirely too amused by the entire event. We ended up watching tv together that night.
I am pretty forward about sexual stuff. I'll try to throw some in now and again, for the teenager in all of us
=)
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Lex Fori, at 1:04 PM
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